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Whoa, check it out.

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You touch me, I shiver. Your tongue, I
quiver. My

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loins, my liver. I the taker, you the
giver.

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Whoa.

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I've got something to give her.

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Do you like my poem?

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Uh, your what? Yeah, yeah.

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Your loins, your liver.

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There's plenty more inside.

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Cool.

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I'll be damned, it's Dave Navarro.

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Uh, who?

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Dave Navarro.

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See, um, he was in, um...

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Another band, and then he quit, and now
he's in the Chili Peppers or something.

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How do you know?

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I thought on MTV News.

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You hear it first.

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You're a dork, Beaver.

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Did you hear it from Kurt

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Schroeder?

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No, from Tabitha Thorin.

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Get it?

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I get it, Beavis. You're a dork.

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You know the MTV News theme song?

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How

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come

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the Chili Peppers, like, have a new
guitar player, like, every couple weeks?

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Well, I think what happened is, um...

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Like, they join the band, and then,
like, leave, I guess, you know, like,

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kicking ass, you know, and I'm like,
Anthony, you know, getting all the

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and then, you know, the guitar player
says, you know, who's this?

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Did you hear that on MTV News?

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Do -do -do -do -do -do -do -do.

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Let me ask you.

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Here at first. Beep -beep -beep -beep
-beep -beep -beep.

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And then, my friend, you die.

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And then, my friend, you die, man.

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And then, my friend, you die.

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That was cool.

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Thank you, Omar.

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Is there anyone who'd like to read now?
Any new blood?

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Check this out.

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I got some rhymes for the house.

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What's your name, young brother?

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Butthead.

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Cool. Let's groove for a while with
Butthead.

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Yeah.

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Groove with me, people.

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This is gonna be cool.

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I'm just gonna sit here.

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Yeah, man. Take a load off.

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Take a load.

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Check this out.

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There once was a man from Venus with a
rocket ship for a...

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Wiener. Yes, yes.

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Okay, here. Hi, what can I bring you
guys?

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Here I sit.

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Yeah, get me a triple amaretto
cappuccino, low on a foam, a double

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bring a man in one too, right?

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The phone is ringing, and I cannot
linger. So look out, butt. Here comes my

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finger.

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And then, my friend, you die.

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Yeah, yeah, you die.

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Cool.

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Try it, man. Come on.

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It's cappuccino. Oh, I know.

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Cappuccino. Hey, cappuccino.

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Diarrhea. Cha -cha -cha.

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Yeah.

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Copacetic.

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Dialectic.

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This is a pee -pee.

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Hi, more cappuccino? I need cappuccino
for my bunghole.

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This is a legend.

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I'll tell that one later.

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There once was a lady from China with a
popsicle. Thanks, thanks.

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That was organic.

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Let's give someone else a shot of the
mic.

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I am Cornolio.

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My bunghole will speak now.

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Are you threatening me?

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Cappuccino for my bunghole.

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Bungholio. Bungholio.

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I am Cornholio.

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I need teepee for my bunghole. I want
all your Cappuccino.

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Do it, Brother Beavis. Are you
threatening me?

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You do not want to face the wrath of my
bunghole.

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My bunghole goes bunghole.

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And one for you.

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Hi,

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I run the multicultural poetry program
at the university.

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Your friend is unusual.

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What is he, Hispanic, Russian?

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Yeah,

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he's Russian.

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Amazing energy.

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I'd love to see his portfolio.

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Hey, man, you've been holding out on us.
Where'd you get all this crazy rhymes?

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Would you like to see my portfolio?

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Me? I have a portfolio in my bunghole
with my olio.

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Wow, this is groundbreaking stuff, man.

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Uh, what is the... What is what?

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Uh, this thing on the TV.

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It's like, why do people make videos?

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Why do they have to play this music?

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Why? Why?

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Yeah, it's like, you know.

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Some dude, like, gets a guitar and he
sucks, and then he gets together with

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other guys who suck.

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Yes. It really sucks.

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I'm going to go outside.

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Really?

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How come?

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My butt's asleep.

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Really?

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Cool. Yeah, I'll be back later.

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Okay, Beavis.

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Whoa.

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Hey, Beaver.

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Better watch out for the skin deep.

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Hey, Beaver.

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What are you doing?

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What the fuck?

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Hey, Beaver.

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Wait up.

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Well, his 15 minutes of fame are over. I
guess nobody can keep up with that kind

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of intensity.

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Wait, I want more, man. He's not done.

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Alphonse, bring my boy another
cappuccino.

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A quadruple. Quarter.

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Yeah,

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leave the...

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Come on, we gotta go to the disco
tonight.

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No, I wanna do that.

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Dang!

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Uh... Alright,

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a video!

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Yeah! Alright, another video!

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Cool! Yeah!

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I like music videos.

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You don't just hear the band, you see
them too.

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Yeah, that's gonna be cool. You haven't
seen a video in a while.

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Yeah! Yeah!

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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How cool is this?

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Whoa.

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That looks funny.

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Yeah.

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Wow. I

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didn't know something

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could kick this much ass.

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Yeah.

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Wow. That was cool. That's unbelievable.

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I haven't seen a video in a while.
That's really great.

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You got any more nutmeg?

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I don't think so.

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